ten points to gryffindor for explaining in comments what exactly is wrong with this exchange (and ps, the person i'm having the conversation with is awesome and smart and not at all fat-phobic).
ME: blah blah blah feminism mike huckabee fat-hater lunatic blah fat politics blah. blah blah fat fat politics politics BMI report card sorrow mike huckabee hatred blah. republican primaries snicker blah. [and so on.]
HE: you can correct me if i'm wrong, but it doesn't look to me like you're fat.
ME: well, not at the moment, no.