hey scott! i, for one, view dick clarke as today's news!

the big news in this article (since mcclellan's wankerdom has been assured for some time) is that condi rice will be testifying before the 9.11 commission next thursday. will she perjure herself? probably. Lord knows no one's been able to reconcile anything she's said this year with anything she's said in the past.

...but since she hasn't been stupid enough to have sex out of wedlock, it might not matter.