man, i'm sure glad i have license to really BALLOON like "zaftig" celebrities beyonce knowles and jennifer lopez. so they've got butts, which no one else who's ever been to hollywood has...but if either of them is anything larger than a size six i will eat my hat. yum yum.

you are asking: why's amelia so sarcastic and bitchy? well, basically it's because of this article, among whose myriad flaws are (1) headline includes the word "chubby." oh, man, i'm, like, eight again. (2) pretends that celebrities who aren't fat are fat. (3) conflates thinness or "athletic" body type with fitness. (4) pretends that attempts to adhere to consumer-culture clothing standards for adolescent females have something healthy to do with body image. isn't it just great that even though i may be fat i can still attempt to dress for the purpose of objectifying myself? yes! great indeed! thank you, corporate america!